Haikus BY Keri

 

 

 

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Christmas BY Keri

I’m going to Flagstaff this winter for Christmas and Christmas Day too. It’s going to be so much fun. We are going to open presents and eat tamales and rice and beans. We are probably going to the movies too. I hope it snows up there too. We are just spending just a couple of days there. I’m really excited too. This is are first year up there in Flagstaff. We are going to have a nice breakfast too. 

 

Something is funny at Seeds!!

We here at seeds love puns. We tell them to each other all the time. Here is a few of my favorites!!

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn’t concentrate.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.

What underwear do clouds wear? Thunderwear!

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them? So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..

Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway.

Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?

This morning some clown opened the door for me. I thought to myself that’s a nice Jester.

To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero, thanks for nothing!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay. He woke up.

I ordered 2000 lbs. of chinese soup. It was Won Ton.

I just found out I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.

Dr.’s are saying not to worry about the bird flu because it’s tweetable

I don’t engage in mental combat with the unarmed.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call with two leg? Lean beef.

I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.

I’ve decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.

I’ve just written a song about tortillas – actually, it’s more of a wrap.

The winner of the costume contest was the invisible man. He was invisible, and his wife wasn’t much to look at either.

A book just fell on my head. I’ve only got myshelf to blame.

R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.

If a short psychic broke out of jail, then you’d have a small medium at large.

Moving

 

Hello my name is Daniel and I’m going to be talking about my experience in helping SEEDs move to our new location. We rented a UHaul truck for the move, put stuff in and we took it to the new facility and unloaded it. I unloaded the moving van with my peers Charlie and Kyle. We emptied the van together and put the chairs in the office area with the filing cabinets. Our instructor Nathan moved the cabinets on the dolly and put the chuck jaws in the wood area.

Sewing had to go in the back of the new place and Jewelry had to go towards the front of the new facility. The props went to the back but in the corner. My weight training became a very useful skill to move heavy items. We haven’t moved in completely yet and it is a slow process but we are making progress in the move. The old place is slowly becoming barren as stuff is being moved to the new place. We’ll be using professional movers for the big stuff such as wood lathes ,forges, kiln, anvils etc.

I’m looking forward to what the future holds for SEEDS.

The life of Thomas Alva Edison

Who he was-Thomas Edison was an inventor. He was born on Feb. 11, 1847. To middle class parents in the town of Milan, Ohio. He had adhd which meant he had a hyper active behavior which made his teachers upset and impatient. Thomas Edison never stopped asking questions and had a self centered view on life. He was deemed “odd” by his peers. He started his job as a newspaper salesman. He peddled out by the railroad track.

 

Three things Thomas Edison was famous for-

1.The first electric vote recording machine

  1. He helped Benjamin Bredding make the first two way telephone.
  2. He invented the first practical dictaphone

What are your thoughts about this person?

Edison was very smart and used his skills to create better items for the world. He had difficult beginnings and people didn’t always understand him but he persevered and never give up. I believe Thomas Edison is the most influential person that ever lived.

 

WWW.ThomasEdison.com

Wishbone and the Amazing Odyssey (Review)

Hello, my name is Charles and I’m here to review the PC game Wishbone and the Amazing Odyssey for Windows & MAC.

 

In this game, Wishbone (Our favorite snack & book loving hound) is accidentally sent into a virtual storybook setting of the Odyssey by Homer where he unintentionally takes both the role & identity of Odysseus.

 

In this game, you follow the story of of Odysseus for by doing so will you eventually free Wishbone from this virtual storybook setting.

 

Along the way, you meet timeless characters from the Odyssey consisting of Eurylochus (Odysseus’ 1st Mate), Polyphemus (cyclops & son of Poseidon), Athena (goddess of wisdom), Poseidon (god of the seas), Circe (witch), Tiresias (blind prophet), Hades (god of the underworld),  Zeus (king of the gods & god of lightning and thunder), Calypso (demi-goddess), Penelope (Odysseus’ wife) and Telemachus (Odysseus’ son).

 

In conclusion, this game teaches you history, mythology and culture as you play. Thus, I hope you find this game as educationally fun as I do.

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