We here at seeds love puns. We tell them to each other all the time. Here is a few of my favorites!!
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn’t concentrate.
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
What underwear do clouds wear? Thunderwear!
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them? So when they dock they can Scandinavian.
I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway.
Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?
This morning some clown opened the door for me. I thought to myself that’s a nice Jester.
To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero, thanks for nothing!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay. He woke up.
I ordered 2000 lbs. of chinese soup. It was Won Ton.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.
Dr.’s are saying not to worry about the bird flu because it’s tweetable
I don’t engage in mental combat with the unarmed.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call with two leg? Lean beef.
I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.
I’ve decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.
I’ve just written a song about tortillas – actually, it’s more of a wrap.
The winner of the costume contest was the invisible man. He was invisible, and his wife wasn’t much to look at either.
A book just fell on my head. I’ve only got myshelf to blame.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.
If a short psychic broke out of jail, then you’d have a small medium at large.