Goofy Halloween Costume 2019 (Dark Edition)

This year’s Goofiest Halloween Costume is:

No, it’s not Darth Vader.

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No, definitely not Kylo Ren.

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If you’re next guess is Dark Helmet: CORRECT!

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Everybody Got That?!

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Star Road

        A lone figure rides a bike down a road. The sky above made of stars glistening and sparkling in a variety of colors. The road made of crystal and stardust stretches far into the distance. The bike picks up speed and the lone figure begins to pass planets and moons and clouds of stars just being born. Who is this lone figure? A lone survivor, a traveler. Who knows where the figure is going? Only he knows.


J.L. Wolffire