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The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (Review)

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Hello, my name is Charles and I’m here to review The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword for the Nintendo Wii and the Nintendo Wii U. This game is the 16th installment in the Legend of Zelda franchise. The story setting of this game takes place on the floating island of Skyloft as well as in an ancient, abandoned land below the clouds known as the Surface.

 

In this game, Link attempts to rescue his kidnapped, childhood friend, Zelda as well as prevent Ghirahim the Demon Lord from resurrecting his master, Demise the Demon King.

 

The cast of characters in this game are Link (main hero)(equipment: Goddess Sword/Shield/Boomerang/Bow & Arrows),

Ghirahim (villain)(Demon Lord),

Zelda (main heroine),

Hylia (heroine)(White Goddess) and Demise (main villain)(Demon King).

 

In conclusion, I found that this game serves as a prologue/origin-point for the entire Legend of Zelda game franchise. Thus, I can conclude that this game will in fact act as a true beginning to the Legend of Zelda game franchise.

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker (Review)

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Hello, my name is Charles and I’m here to review The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker for the Nintendo GameCube and the Nintendo Wii U. This game is the 10th installment in the Legend of Zelda franchise. This game features a distinctive cartoon-like art style.

 

The story setting for this game is set on a group of islands in a vast oceanic world. In this game, Toon Link attempts to save his little sister and the entire world from the evil sorcerer, Ganondorf while becoming embroiled in a struggle for the TriForce (a sacred wish-granting relic comprised of the TriForce of Power, the TriForce of Wisdom and the TriForce of Courage).

 

The cast of characters in this game are Toon Link (main hero)(equipment: Sword/Shield/Boomerang),

Ganondorf (main villain)(equipment: Sword/Magic),

Tetra (main heroine)(Pirate Captain/Princess Zelda’s Incarnation),

King of Red Lions (hero)(Toon Link’s talking ship),

Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule (King of Hyrule/Princess Zelda’s father) and Aryll (Toon Link’s little sister).

 

In conclusion, I found that this Legend of Zelda game not only improves on its RPG category, but it also adds a big-time majority of comedy.

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Review)

Hello, my name is Charles and I’m here to review The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess for the Nintendo GameCube and the Nintendo Wii. This game is the 13th installment in the Legend of Zelda game series.

 

The storyline of this game takes place hundreds of years after both Ocarina of time and Majora’s Mask and is set in an alternate timeline from The Wind Waker. In this game, Link tries to prevent the Kingdom of Hyrule from being engulfed by a corrupted, parallel dimension known as the Twilight Realm.

 

The protagonists in this game are Link (main hero)(forms: Hylian/Wolf)(equipment: Sword/Shield/Boomerang/Bow & Arrows),

Princess Zelda (main heroine)(equipment: Magic),

Epona (heroine)(Link’s faithful steed) and Midna (heroine)(Princess of the Twilight Realm).

 

The antagonists in this game are Ganondorf (main villain)(forms: Gerudo/Boar-based Monster)(equipment: Sword/Magic), and Zant (main villain)(the Twilight Realm’s Lord of Shadows)(equipment: Magic).

 

In conclusion, I believe that this game is in fact one of the biggest RPGs in the entirety of the Legend of Zelda franchise.

 

Hocus Pocus (1993)(Review)

Hello, my name is Charles and I’m here to review the 1993 movie Hocus Pocus.

 

The movie begins in Salem, Massachusetts circa 1693 and continues 300 years later  throughout Salem, Massachusetts circa 1993. The entire movie takes place on October 31 (All Hallows Eve/Halloween).

 

The cast of characters are:

Bette Midler as Winifred “Winnie” Sanderson,

Kathy Najimy as Mary Sanderson,

Sarah Jessica Parker as Sarah Sanderson,

Doug Jones as Billy Butcherson (Zombie),

Omri Katz as Max Dennison,

Thora Birch as Dani Dennison,

Vinessa Shaw as Allison Watts,

Amanda Shepherd as Emily Binx,

Sean Murray as Thackery Binx (Human) and Jason Marsden as Thackery Binx (Black Cat).

 

In conclusion, I found this movie to be both “hauntingly amusing and supernaturally hilarious.” I hope you all find this movie as “mystically entertaining” as I did because watching this movie will most definitely “Put A Spell On You.”

 

Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5+2.5 Remix (Review)

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Hello, my name is Charles and I’m here to review Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5+2.5 Remix for the PlayStation 4. This game is comprised of 6 individual games on 2 discs.

 

Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 Remix consists of Kingdom Hearts-Final Mix, Kingdom Hearts-Re:Chain of Memories and Kingdom Hearts-358/2 Days.

 

Kingdom Hearts HD 2.5 Remix Consists of  Kingdom Hearts II-Final Mix, Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep-Final Mix and Kingdom Hearts-Re:Coded.

 

In Kingdom Hearts-Final Mix: Sora’s adventure begins as he joins forces with Donald Duck and Goofy to save all the worlds from the Heartless, Maleficent and Ansem: The Seeker of Darkness.

 

In Kingdom Hearts-Re:Chain of Memories: Sora, Donald Duck and Goofy, adventure continues as they search for their missing friends in the mysterious Castle Oblivion while dealing with their first encounter with Organization XIII.

 

In Kingdom Hearts-358/2 Days: The story takes place from the end of Kingdom Hearts-Final Mix through the entirety of Kingdom Hearts-Re:Chain of Memories. The story centers around Sora’s NoBody, Roxas and his friends Axel & Xion.

 

In Kingdom Hearts II-Final Mix: Sora, Donald Duck and Goofy’s adventure continues as they Face off against the Heartless, NoBodies, Organization XIII, Maleficent and Pete.

 

In Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep-Final Mix: The story takes place 10 years before Sora’s journey began. The story centers around three KeyBlade Wielders in training: Terra,Ventus and Aqua.

 

In Kingdom Hearts-Re:Coded: The story centers around a digital Sora as he helps Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy uncover the mysteries contained within Jiminy Cricket’s Journal.

 

The unique worlds featured in these games are:

Destiny Islands,

Land of Departure/Castle Oblivion,

Hollow Bastion/Radiant Garden,

The World That Never Was,

End of the World,

Traverse Town and Twilight Town.

 

The Disney worlds featured in these games are:

Disney Town/Disney Castle,

Wonderland (Alice in Wonderland),

Olympus Coliseum (Hercules),

Deep Jungle (Tarzan),

Agrabah (Aladdin),

Monstro (Pinocchio),

Atlantica (The Little Mermaid),

Halloween Town/Christmas Town (The Nightmare before Christmas),

Neverland (Peter Pan),

Land of Dragons (Mulan),

Beast’s Castle (Beauty and the Beast),

Yen Sid’s Tower (Fantasia),

Timeless River (SteamBoat Willie),

Enchanted Dominion (Sleeping Beauty),

Castle of Dreams (Cinderella),

Dwarf Woodlands (Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs),

Pride Lands (The Lion King),

Space Paranoids (TRON),

Port Royal (Pirates of the Caribbean),

Deep Space (Lilo & Stitch) and the 100 Acre Wood (Winnie the Pooh).

 

In conclusion, I found this to be the biggest collection of Kingdom Hearts games in one casing thus showing an unbreakable connection in the franchise which in turn should teach us to utilize said unbreakable connection to build strong bonds with everyone around us due to the fact that “our hearts are connected.”

Scooby-Doo!: Night of 100 Frights (Review)

 

 

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Hello, my name is Charles and I’m here to review Scooby-Doo!: Night of 100 Frights for the Sony PlayStation 2. This game is also available for the Microsoft Xbox as well as the Nintendo GameCube.

 

In this game, you play as Scooby Doo as he tries to solve the mystery of Professor Alexander Graham’s Disappearance as well as rescue his captured friends from a ghoul called The Mastermind and an assortment of Scooby Doo’s greatest foes. Don Knotts also guest-stars in this game as a Spooky Groundskeeper.

 

The cast of characters in this game are:

Scooby Doo,

Shaggy Rogers,

Fred Jones,

Daphne Blake,

Velma Dinkley,

Professor Alexander Graham & Holly Graham.

 

The antagonists in this game are:

The Mastermind (Boss/Main Villain),

The Black Knight (Boss/Episode: What a Night for a Knight),

The Ghost of Redbeard the Pirate (Boss/Episode: Go Away Ghost Ship),

The Green Ghost (Boss/Episode: A Night of Fright is No Delight),

Caveman (Episode: Scooby’s Night with a Frozen Fright),

The Creeper(Episode: Jeepers, It’s the Creeper),

Funland Robot (Episode: Foul Play in Funland),

Captain Cutler the Ghost Diver (Episode: A Clue for Scooby Doo),

Geronimo (Episode: Decoy for a Dognapper),

Headless Spectre (Episode: Haunted House Hang-Up),

Space Kook (Episode: Spooky Space Kook),

Tar Monster (Episode: The Tar Monster) and the Witch Doctor (Episode: A Tiki Scare is No Fair).

 

In conclusion, I found this game to be really fun and incredibly hilarious, especially during certain points in the game when you hear audience-based laughter in the background because when I hear said laughter in the background it makes me feel like I’m actually part of the Scooby-Doo! TV franchise.